Two-For-Tuesdays
Got empty bottles on the shelf
Beside a plastic Christmas elf
Got pictures on the wall and floor and bed
of you and me and crinkled grins
of pursing lips and wrapped-up limbs
Got holes the size of Saturn in my head
Hungover all day Sunday
Those mournful moanful Mondays
Too many two-for Tuesdays
Far too few you-for-you days
But I remember Saturday
Awoke and rolled over for Crown
Instead of it or you I found
the break-up note you wrote on the computer
I envy those who never sink
A toast to those who wholly drink
Not to re-live the past but to relieve the future
Those wobbly weak-kneed Wednesday
Those thick-tongued thorry Thursdays
Too many two-for-Tuesdays
Far too few you-for-you days
But I remember that Saturday
BREAK
A toast to those in debt to better bettors
A toast to those lost bitter-swilled regretters
And those who tossed shots down their throats and loves like you away
Thank you for loving me even a day
Forgetful foggy Fridays
Too many me for my days
Too many two-for-Tuesdays
Far too few you-for-you days
But I remember that sad Saturday
Performed by Lyte L
Melody & lyrics by jb